Archive for the ‘comedy’ Category

I'm not racist, but there an awful lot of honkies in here

Without a doubt we’ve heard someone start a sentence with “I’m not racist, but” or used it ourselves (CONFESS!!!!) – sorry got carried away there.

Well finally there’s a product JUST for you. Introducing Diet Racism. For when you need to discriminate an entire race group but just don’t have the time.

enjoy

 

 

Just a regular day in Russia

Just a regular day in Russia

While this is probably not out of the ordinary in Russia – which is why it seems almost everyone drives around with Dashboard cameras… this scored about a 7.8 on my WTF-O-Meter.(patent pending)

Check it out

Bane Cat

Posted: September 5, 2014 in Best of the net, comedy
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bane cat

What happens when you mix Bane with a Cat?

well, Bane Cat (duh, its in the title, seriously?)

One part menace and destruction and one part Bane… witness Bane Cat (yes I get paid every time I write Bane Cat)

Bane Cat! okay I’ll stop now.

(Bane Cat)

just watch the video and sequel below

worst roommate ever

Now I’m sure we’ve all had terrible roommates and at the same time wonder what it would be like to have a celebrity roommate (Still waiting for Jessica Alba’s reply) 

Well here’s a glimpse into what it would be like living with the puppet from the SAW movies

 

tears. tears of pure joy

tears. tears of pure joy

So I was thinking to myself… “why does no one ever comment on my blog”?

Then I finished cutting myself and found this amazing video of the BEST COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE EVER (sorry capslock got stuck)

 

In and amongst my daily trawling of the interwebs I found this little gem.

We may remember the most recent Batman movie for its flimsy plot, weird Bane voice and “Worst Death EVER”

 

In fact it was so bad, some French guys made a parody compilation of “how to die like Marion Cotillard”

 

But what the plot of latest Batman movie seemed to glimpse over is the relationship between Batman and Ra’s al ghul’s daughter – until now

 

 

Oh wise Morpheus. If you're so smart then why can't you grow hair in the Matrix?

Oh wise Morpheus. If you’re so smart then why can’t you grow hair in the Matrix?

So this ALS ice bucket thing has become pretty huge and while seeing celebrities dousing themselves in near freezing water was entertaining for awhile. The real fun comes when amateurs fatally “try this at home”

Here are some of the best Ice Bucket Fails I’ve found. 

Grab some popcorn and a towel

We've been doing this for awhile now

We’ve been doing this for awhile now